Things I learned in graduate school, Part II

1.  Do not forget to eat food.

2.  Do not forget to eat food and then half a cup of coffee and a handful of Pringles for lunch.

3.  Do not forget to eat food, have coffee for lunch, and then take a full dose of antispasmotic.

4.  Do not forget to eat food, have coffee for lunch, take a full dose of anti-spasmotic and then nearly fall out of your chair from being high while your PI is explaining a complicated procedure to you which you will be expected to perform for the first time on your own the following day.